In honor of us menopausal types, my poem, “The Scale”:
Do you cringe
When you deliver
The bad news to me,
Or is smirking
More your style?
Someday, Scale,
I hope you’ll speak
Kindly, firmly, fondly
With words since
Your numbers fail me.
Are you a scale girl?
A waistband girl?
So lucky you don’t need to measure your weight in any way at all?
Or so carefree, it’s not a concern?
Giveaway: Speaking of weight and weight issues, Mika Brzezinski chronicles her eating troubles as well as her friend Diane’s and much of America’s in OBSESSED: America’s Food Addiction – And My Own.
Get the inside scoop on the eating habits of Gayle King, Charles Barkley, Jennifer Hudson, Padma Lakshmi, and others. Best of all, read Kathleen Turner’s comments on appearing naked, at 46, as Mrs. Robinson in the stage version of The Graduate.
For a chance to win a copy, simply enter a comment by May 25 saying you’d like to be the winner.
I was just reading the excerpts yesterday – oh yes, I’ve love to read that book
the scale – we haven’t been friends for a long time – yes I know it isn’t it’s fault
Just wish someone years ago had told me about how the numbers weren’t as important as overall health – if only I looked now like I did then – but I guess many of us say that
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Question for all you not attached to your scale – do you have and use a full length mirror?
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I wonder about that too, although my mirror seems somewhat forgiving as I think I’ve learned how to suck in my stomach!
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I have a very strange (and unhealthy) relationship with the scale. At times I avoid it like the plague (for months at a time) and at other times I am obsessed, weighing myself several times a day. Right now, as I am in serious trying to lose weight phase, I am weighing often. (I do have to say though that part of why I keep weighing is that my scale never, ever gives me the same number twice, so I am always trying to figure out my actual weight.)
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Ha! You’re like me. I’m on again off again. For me, the scale basically works as otherwise, I use denial. My scales gives me different numbers too. Cliff says I’m standing on it wrong. Guess after thirty years of this scale, I need to get him to give me a lesson.
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I like talking with people about their relationship with food. Its usually very interesting, ver personal. This book sound very interesting. My relationship with the scale? I think that box of nuts and bolts deserves my full weight standing on its face occassionally.
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Me too. Fun to hear different opinions.
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I think I deserve a copy just for having the same name! Yes please.
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Love the name!
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I weigh in almost every day. If I don’t, I get pound creep! Of course, the scale almost never gives me good news but if I ever lose a pound or two it becomes my new best friend! : )
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Yep. Me too. Then I get on and off a few times just to see the number!
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Mika’s book looks amazing, I love her bravery!
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She tells all!
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I’d love to win this book! I check the scale after vacations and long foodie weekend only. Love this giveaway.
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That seems like a good compromise!
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I only get weighed when at the doctor’s. I’ve stopped getting on the scale. I know when I’ve overdone it (like this past weekend), and know when I feel better.- my clothes are good at telling me. My husband is obsessed with the scale– it’s electronic and set to his specifics– so I don’t even know how to use it!
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Clothes really do tell the truth.
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We don’t have a scale in the house- haven’t for years. I’m much friendlier that way.
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I’ll have to see what happens when my dies. She’s going on twenty-eight years. Same age as my daughter.
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Funny I just wrote about this too, before I saw my inbox with your take! I threw my scale away, but fear I need it back :-))
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I enjoyed reading your comments on the book, too. Interesting stuff. We always assume someone who is trim just knows how to manage her weight. Not always the case..
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Me me me! Reminds me of another favorite book – Mindless Eating.
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Checked it out. Sounds like a good title:
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Why yes, I’d like a copy of “Obsessed.” Because, aren’t we all?
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Yep, at least this blogger is…
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I’ve been a fan of Mika’s for years and would love to read her insights on this fraught topic!
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“Fraught’ is a good word!
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count me in….never friendly with the scale!
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Worst is always the doctor’s….
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I’d love to win this! I got rid of my scale a couple of years ago and it was the best decision. I saw my little girls stepping on it for fun and realized it was time…
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I can’t remember when my girls started weighing, but your point is well taken!
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