Menopause is cancelled.
You heard if first on Friend for the Ride.
All those symptoms.
I got it straight from a Menopause Fairy.
And she got it directly from the Menopause Queen.
So toss your menopausal woes to the April winds!
The bad news is you will now be having your period for the rest of your life.
But your skin will glow,
Your bones won’t creak,
And you’ll sleep like you are sixteen.
I think, in some ways, I’m going to miss menopause.
What about you?