We got invited to a St. Paddy’s Day party.
“Bring a limerick,” the invitation said. “It’s a contest.”
A limerick contest! Surely I could win.
Or come in second. Or third.
“Extra points for bawdy limericks.”
Hmm. A bawdy limerick.
I’d never written anything bawdy.
I let my menopausal mind wander.
How funny to picture partygoers tossing off their clothes and streaking, especially since at least some guests would be OF A CERTAIN AGE.
I worked hard on my limerick. The words. The theme. The rhythm. The rhyme.
“May I illustrate it?” I asked our host a few days before the party.
“Sure,” she said.
I had never drawn a naked man before.
At least not an anatomically correct naked man.
On party night, I kept my limerick folded in my pocket until my turn came to step up to the mic.
Then with my best dramatic flair, I read the limerick.
When I finished, I handed my paper to the judges.
Twenty minutes later…
Time to announce the winners!
After a Bailey’s Irish Cream shot to calm my nerves, I held my breath.
And then I let that breath out with a sigh.
I didn’t really lose. I got Honorable Mention, along with a mess of other limerick-writers.
The booby prize I received for being the only partygoer to illustrate a limerick spurred me on to a new venture.
Someone told me I didn’t have the boy parts right on my drawing. I’ll need to do some studying up.
Organize your own streak, Barbara!
For the life of me, I can’t get a man to write a post for Friend for the Ride.
Wonder if I can get any men to attend my streak?
12 thoughts on “Limerick: When Losing Brings New Beginnings”
Wow, Barbara! I think this one just may embarrass your daughters!
Nah. Well maybe…
Sounds like a fun party, and fun party idea. Good for you to be brave enough to write bawdy and read it! Love your drawings. Don’t know how to get men to write for you — what about doctors?
Thanks about my drawings! I showed one of my male doctors my blogging card and got little response. Any fun male doctors out there?
Too funny!! I’m smiling ear to ear!
There are NO losers at the party. Only wonderfully talented and daring people all of whom I adore! now that you say it, I don’t think I’ve drawn naked man parts since, well, ever! I’ll join the streak. Stay tuned!
The streak will make you extra glad you joined the neighborhood! We’re going to have to allow shoes though. My menopausal feet don’t do barefoot anymore.
I think James may be more likely to streak than write a guest post, even though he said he would.
Tell James it’s a deal!
Lol…what a fun party idea and very brave of you.
Look up Perry Block, he would be a good guest.
Will do! Thanks.