Toasts! A Book Giveaway

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Toasts

 

I’ll toast to just about anything. I love to celebrate (and I love to raise a glass). When June Cotner and Nancy Tupper Ling put out a call for toasts for their upcoming anthology, I couldn’t resist!

I’m lucky enough to have 14 toasts featured in Toasts: The Perfect Words to Celebrate Every Occasion, published last fall by Viva Editions.

Since  it’s almost April Fools Day, I present to you my toast, “To Foolish Fun!”

Friends, you can fool me once!

Friends, you can fool me twice!

Here’s to lots of foolish fun,

Before this crazy day is done.

 USA Today calls Toasts an “adorable collection of special thoughts.” You’ll find toasts and blessings for weddings, funerals, christenings, retirement, birthdays, graduations, bon voyage, holidays, and plenty of  other occasions.

I was surprised and touched to read my name in the Introduction:

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Wouldn’t my British Literature professor at Duke, now gone to the ivory towers in the sky, get a jolt out of that one! I remember her quoting Wordsworth with gusto shortly after returning papers. Mine had a less than stellar grade at the top in a large red letter.

Back to April Fools Day. Promise me you’ll use my toast on April 1. Offer it at breakfast, send it over the office email, put it on your FB page. I’d be delighted, no fooling!

Giveaway: Thanks to Viva Editions for offering Friend for the Ride one copy of Toasts: The Perfect Words to Celebrate Every Occasion. For a chance to win, please enter a comment by April 5. (The comment link is at the bottom). U.S. and Canada only. Thanks!

You’ll want your own copy of Toasts, and the book makes a creative gift, especially for graduations, wedding showers, and birthdays. Click here for the Amazon link.

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Sex After Menopause: A Vibrant Nation Live Webcast

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Sex and menopause.

What a topic, a topic that’s often top on our list of menopausal concerns. Vibrant Nation, a leading online community for women 45+, is sponsoring a Live webcast discussion, “Sex After Menopause,” on March 31 at 1:00 PM (EST).

Here’s why they chose to focus on this complicated and sometimes touchy (no pun intended!) topic:

“We women deal with many physical and emotional changes during and after menopause. Some of these changes can take a real toll on our relationships, including our sex life.

To complicate matters, it’s often difficult to find straightforward, trustworthy information about how to deal with issues like changes in our libido and pain during sexual intercourse.”

Vibrant Nation sexual health expert and blogger, Dr. Barb DePree, will lead a panel of women in sharing their stories and advice for getting that spark back in the bedroom.

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And guess who’s going to be on the panel? Me!

Sign up here to attend. See you then!

And here’s the link to a post Dr. Dupree wrote for Friend for the Ride.

Disclosure: I am participating in a Vibrant Influencer Network campaign. I am receiving a fee for posting; however, the opinions expressed in this post are my own. I am in no way affiliated with Pfizer and do not earn a commission.

The sponsor has asked that I turn comments off for this post, but if you have any questions, just email me. My address is on the right.

Boredom: Hot Water Heater Confession

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A truly intelligent person is never bored.

My mom’s admonition. Woe to anyone in her household who dared complain of boredom.

Last week, thanks to an early March wind, I wimped out on my walk. My indoor tasks screeched boredom: gather tax stuff, answer emails, sort mail, and empty a suitcase.

A truly intelligent person is never bored.

No! Boredom is not allowed. Think, Barbara.

I began by washing the kitchen floor on my hands and knees (to get it super clean), but I ended by dusting the hot water heater.

I dusted the blue metal top of the tank. Talk about dust…

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I dusted the pipe below.

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I even dusted this yellow ticket.

I love hot water (who doesn’t?) I like spending time in the quirky pantry of my old kitchen. And I enjoy dusting when there’s so much dust you can write your name.

I don’t know if it’s truly intelligent to dust your hot water heater, but it sure zapped my boredom, and now, when I hear her whoosh on to heat another tank, I say to myself, “There goes the cleanest hot water heater on the block.”

A truly intelligent person is never bored.

Do good things come of boredom? Is it okay to be bored if that boredom motivates you to accomplish something new?

What about you? Has boredom led to happy moments or hours? To new projects or insights or service to others?

Healthline!

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I’ve been hired to write humor on guess what subject? Menopause! Here’s a link to my first gig on Healthline.

 

Oh My Aching Feet

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Writer and blogger Lisa Winkler has this to say about menopausal feet:

 

On a wintery day walking New York street after street

I began to notice a pain in my feet.

 

Like walking on a large marble or a fallen down sock,

My toes became numb; the balls of my feet like a rock.

 

I entered a shoe store, I figured why not?

Perhaps new boots would solve my problem on the spot.

 

I tried several pairs, yet the aches remained

Nothing it seemed alleviated the pain.

 

With only a few days before leaving town

I figured I better get the rundown.

 

Finding a podiatrist on a Friday late

I’d be lucky to land an appointment that date.

 

Alas, pinched nerves seemed the cause

He wrapped my feet in tape and gauze.

 

Told to keep them dry and walk a lot

I boarded my plane to LA where it was hot.

 

When I saw the pool and the sunny deck,

I knew the tape had to go; what the heck.

 

I swam and walked,

Met Miriam  and talked.

 

I biked in Sonoma

Trying to ignore the neuroma

 

Upon my return to NJ, the Pod-man retaped

And assured me in time my issues would abate.

 

Yet there was more snow and my boots didn’t fit

So  the problem feet shoe store I  did visit.

 

Your shoes are too small,” the salesman cried.

Your foot is larger and also quite wide.”

 

You mean I have to throw out all the 7Bs?”

 

Yes, and buy larger shoes. I think 8Cs.”

 

Aging it seems, changes one’s feet,

Buying new shoes isn’t such a bad treat.

 

Menopausal Feet: For more on the woes of menopausal feet, check out this article.

 

And here’s a post of mine on Vibrant Nation that talks about the layer of fat that goes away on the bottom of the foot.  Many readers chimed in with comments.

 

Lisa Winkler

 

Lisa K. Winkler’s blog: http://cyclingrandma.wordpress.com/, chronicles her opinions and observations. She’s wrote a play, The Shabbos List, and wrote the book, On the Trail of the Ancestors: A Black Cowboy’s Ride Across America. She edited the anthology  Tangerine Tango: Women Writers Share Slices of Life and teaches memoir writing.  Find out more at her website: www.lisakwinkler.com